What is a true Friend?

1.   When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2.   When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3.   When you smile,
I will know you   are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.

4.   When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

5.   When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6.   When you are confused,
I will use little words.

7.   When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have....

8.   When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--
After I laugh my rear off!!

9.   This is my oath....
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
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Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, but only YOU
can feel the true warmth..

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Posted on 1/3/2010 6:45:01 PM